My eyes have huge black, trembling circles. They are bloodshot like Dracula's and they hurt terribly. No matter how many drops and eye washes I use, they insist on hurting me and "cutting" me, I feel as if I am about to go blind any moment now, I will be shouting "blinddddd" but no one will pay attention to me.
My skin has yellowed, it was always pale but now it has turned bright yellow, I look like a Chinese woman who has gotten a tan, my wrinkles, from thin and sporadic, have become deep and numerous. Very deep and very many.
My lips are white, cracked and bruised at the edges. My hands tremble as if I have Parkinson's, I am unable to drink coffee without spilling half of it, my legs shake as if I have swallowed an earthquake and a tsunami combined. My hair needs cutting and coloring – it's a mess, it's only a matter of time before the Greek Hairdressers Association sues me for ruining their reputation, while my body ranges from tragic to very very tragic.
My pelvis can fit the entire basin, five or six plateaus, seven valleys, three lakes and nine pastures, but it absolutely does not fit into my good jeans! My chest refuses to fit into any bra that respects even a little the laws of elegance and I think the right one has sagged more than the left, while the left has grown and become heavier than the right!
