If you had a tall giraffe…

and it stretched and grew another bit and a half…

you would have a giraffe and a half.

If you stuck a little rose

on one of its nostrils…

If its shoe had a thick sole

and it stepped on the box with the glue…

If it combed its hair with a chair instead of a comb

and its hair got all tangled….

And this is how the story continues,...